*Friday pre-unwinding session at St. Games*
New Guy A: Sorry but can I know what game you want to play so that we can designate and guide you accordingly?
Me: Oh, uh, Ultimate Marvel-
New Guy A: OH WAIT! I remember you now! YOU'RE THE DAMN PRO ONE!!
Me: OAO wut?
New Guy A: Oh sorry, I watched you play before.
...so there are people who watch me play.
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*after setting up the X-Box 360 for Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom*
New Guy B: Is this your first time playing this? Do you know how to play?
Me: No, this is not my first time. And yes. (I practically date the game.)
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I shamelessly admit that I play too much Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 and video games in general, thus this is why I'm single. *nods solemnly*