Because I have no life.

I can relate SO MUCH to this that it hurts. *dives back into lab manual*

Source: Texts from Devil May Cry

Man calls girlfriend a pig for not looking like his anime crush, still not done being a jerk

Link stolen from Jo's facebook page.  Simply put, that guy's simply delusional, because having the belief that, in which I quote the post, 'Nami’s body was what he thought the standard for a woman’s figure should be.'  

Well, if that's the case then even supermodels don't bear the ideal figure a woman should have. (Technically they don't in my opinion because they're partly responsible for affecting the self-esteem of women everywhere and also some of them look like a good punch to the stomach would be enough to turn them inside out)

And yes, photoshop.  This is why you shouldn't trust everything you find on social media or photos on the Internet.  This is also why you should use that lovely organ situated in your skull better known as your brain. Or logic and common sense for the matter.  

On a slightly more superficial note, if this guy's logic applies; and if I WERE to think that an ideal man should look like Itachi or Vergil.........

well if that's the case I'd probably end up single forever.